The Fine Art Of Turning An Argument Into Make-Up Sex

Make-Up Sex. What if every petty fight you had with your girlfriend could end in sex? Well, we’re here to tell you that’s a very real possibility if you just STFU and stop shooting yourself in the foot. Women are wonderful, magical creatures who simply want to be heard. So the next time you’re in the middle of what seems like a pointless disagreement, you’re going to pause, stop reacting, and follow this advice so it will end in make-up sex.

Turning An Argument Into Make-Up Sex

So She Wants To Talk

Instead of being a dick here, sincerely listen to whatever it is that she’s thinking or feeling. If you have to disagree, do it. However, you should really focus on validating her instead of setting off an atomic bomb.

De-escalate The Situation

Find the middle ground fast. Stop talking so much. Swallow your pride and make her feel comfortable. If you can do this, you can skip to the sex part because she will feel heard and loved. In turn, she will let you stick your body parts in hers.

So You Couldn’t Just Shut Up

Congratulations, you’re an idiot. Now she’s pissed and her feelings are hurt. You’re going to have to pivot out of the part where she hurls insults, which means you’re going to have to act like the hurt one.

Yes, Just Bring Up That Thing She Did That One Time

Since you’re probably already wrong, you can’t defend yourself. You’re going to have to sink lower than that, which you’re obviously an expert at because you’re a man. Bring up that one thing she did that you know will shut her the hell up. And then wait for her to run out of moves to make.

What’s your go-to move for defusing a fight with your lady that results in sex? Let us know in the comments!